To suddenly make a leviathan 4X strategy game like Victoria 3 free the day before the weekend is either an act of historic generosity or a masterstroke of cruelty. My dear friends at Paradox Interactive, I have literally just sent Nic my contributions to this weekend’s What Are We All Playing round-up. And now, sirs and madams, you would have me reckon with approximately a century’s worth of densely tabulated imperialism, optional child labour and people called Leopald.
Not only have I popped my monocle, sirs and madams, but my top hat has gone off like a volcano and my handlebar mustache has twisted itself into a pair of propellers, which are now flying me away into the sunset. I bid you good evening, sirs and madams! I say again: good evening and good night!