This week in PC gaming news my flat continues to feel like a fondue served in a grizzly bear’s armpit. Readers in equatorial latitudes may sneer at what we in the UK are pleased to call a “heatwave”, but you have to remember that British people are all descended from ice trolls, and that we live in small volcanoes dug out by steampunk druids who thought the glaciers would return sometime in the year 1963.
There is only one way to escape the sun’s hatred round these parts, and that is by immersing yourself in some kind of interactive entertainment product, while strenuously pretending that you no longer have skin. Here are some new releases.